You are who you read

According to a list of authors with whom I identify (by Lauren Leto, link below), I found out that it I’m “a bondage loving, lying, sommelier that is also a confirmed 90’s literati. While I am good at crosswords, I don’t like John Cusack movies and missed my calling as a high-school french teacher because I was caring for my grandparents.” Well, now that I’m all straightened out, who are you? Find out here: Who am I?
